GAME 1: UA'ers 1-2 Bulls
Fortune favors the Achievers
with bright and sunny days,
as on this season-opener -
a cure for off-season malaise.
But Stoneless ain't the Bahamas
when Charlie's on the mound.
"The man in the Bulls pajamas"
looked determined to take the round.
But when Feebles toe'd the rubber
as the Acheivers took the field,
our big man worked his magic
forcing Stoneless bats to yield.
Fortune doth favor the home team,
in a tie-game in the sun,
and with their last-inning blooper
Stoneless had stolen Game 1.
GAME 2: UA'ers 10-13 Bulls
Just because we've been beaten
doesn't make us saps!
for the Achievers woke their lumber
from miserable Game 1 naps.
Right as things looked outta hand
behind a handfull of runs,
dudes started gettin' on base,
driven-in by our big guns.
Just a couple mistakes to Charlie
and some errors on defense
were enough to doom the Achievers
from a win of proportions immense.
Right on down the roster
the Achievers gave it their best
on a sunny day in Stoneless
with heartbreak in their chest.